Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

Why do you keep jerking off and massaging your balls — get your dick in your throat already

Woke the babe up early in the morning, knowing she wouldn't refuse to fuck

Woke up and the guy was jerking off to porn — I wanted to cum, too

Eh, if everyone had sisters like that — came for a blowjob myself 😮